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Catdalf the Grey [x]

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Catdalf the Grey [x]

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darkriku5:

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John. 

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Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

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poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

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"quote me out of context a lot after i die"

— jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

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marinashutup:

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New York’s hottest game show is: Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd?

-SR, S360

"You should never have done Dinner for Schumcks!"

"Yeah I think that’s what’s affecting this poll."

"what do you have Hulu plus?"

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When you see a donor who said they were unable to give, driving a new BMW

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Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49

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when you almost lose a grant because your colleague waited until two days before it was due to start the renewal application

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